{"product_id":"strait-of-hormones-black-t-shirt-unisex","title":"STRAIT OF HORMONES Black T-Shirt (Premium Cotton Unisex)","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen emotions spike harder than oil prices…you’re officially in the Strait of Hormones! 🌊🔥\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThis crew-neck \u003cspan\u003eheavyweight cotton t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e delivers sharp sarcasm with a bold visual twist, made for those who know the real volatility isn’t always global… sometimes it’s personal.\u003cspan\u003e😏\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWhether you’re riding mood swings, dealing with chaos, or just love clever wordplay, this shirt makes a statement without saying too much.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e👕 \u003cspan\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless double-needle collar for a clean, structured look \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for long-lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders for added strength and comfort \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors and print placement may slightly vary from images\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧵 \u003cspan\u003eFabric Composition:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid Colors: 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh Grey: 99% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e👖\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eStyle it your way:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it under a jacket. 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