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STRAIT OF HORMONES White T-Shirt (Premium Cotton Unisex)

AED 199.00

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When emotions spike harder than oil prices…you’re officially in the Strait of Hormones! 🌊🔥

This crew-neck heavyweight cotton t-shirt delivers sharp sarcasm with a bold visual twist, made for those who know the real volatility isn’t always global… sometimes it’s personal.😏

Whether you’re riding mood swings, dealing with chaos, or just love clever wordplay, this shirt makes a statement without saying too much.

👕 Product Details:

Seamless double-needle collar for a clean, structured look
Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for long-lasting durability
Taped neck and shoulders for added strength and comfort
Colors and print placement may slightly vary from images

🧵 Fabric Composition:

Solid Colors: 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit)
Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

👖Style it your way:

Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it under a jacket. Either way, expect looks, laughs, and a few “where did you get that?” moments.😎

⚠️ Warning:

May trigger unsolicited opinions, random laughs, and new friendships.😂

Add the "Strait of Hormones" T-Shirt to your cart now before your hormones change their mind!

Size guide:

	S	M	L	XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61

	S	M	L	XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24

Care Instructions:

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. Do not iron on print.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices